well i came home
like a stone
and i fell heavy
into your arms

(Source: gomezwantsmullerinhisbed)


auntiespaz:

Poor little guy looks like he’s saying

“You want me to leave? Okay…”

“You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…”

(Source: delusionaldragqueen)


(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays)

corncop:

why cant students grade teachers on their shitty teaching ability

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

googlebus:

honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond 

jpgay:

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto